for all the effort and time we put in,

everything's worthwhile.

and im gonna miss the atmosphere.

spread your wings, 07s33.

one last day..

remember i told you, you need CCB to get a place in the uni. now, let me tell you the truth. I LIE. yes, i lie.

sets me thinking, it sets me thinking.

oh wait the party seems to be back on with altered rules or something.

1 week of school left! maybe i should have a go at it :P

i tell the boy: GO TO HELL!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.



recent class activities have been so happening. i remember i came into this class thinking i cannot bring my old habits into class or i'll be perceived as childish. but somehow, it seems well-received by the guys in class. pencil boxes are missing so frequently we no longer know whos the thug and i've been identified as the chief suspect for every single case of theft even if it had nothing to do with me or im metres away from the crime spot.

GO TO HELL!

NO MORE PARTY.

so sad. its a pity i hadnt had a chance to try it out

mock prelims maths paper 1

45mins from end-time (5.15pm). no invigilator present.

jinyi finishes the paper, ticks the questions he thinks he did correctly and jabs away at his calculator.

2+2+1+2+4+1+6+5+2+1+2+....
= 49


"OMG SHIT I NEED ONE MORE MARK TO PASS. AHHHHH."

rachel, after seeing all the pluses on my calculator, "HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG! how can u be so sure you will get all the marks you'll get?"


thats needless to ask right? its all because im a J _ _ _ _ S..

(refer previous post below or catch no ball)

further amendments have been made. party so fun, WINNER! decide to add to it again. as of 18th july 2008, there will be a 10 minute countdown (7.30am-7.40am) for VIPs outside the gate before they can enter the party zone. also, party is now officially open daily on weekdays, except public and school holidays. my predictions for party hour is 6am - 6pm by the end of the year. if you attend 3 times, you'll be given special attention by the attendees. if you attend 6 times, you'll be granted permanent exemption from school. so guys and gals, aim for 666 (6am-6pm 6times). omg so sexy.

should the party continue like this i think my class should be renamed s16 and a half. 50% of us will be partying 24/7 u see.

the overmorning party organized by WINNER! (refer 2nd post down) has been exceptionally well-received by the public. out of the VIPs invited, a heartwarming 100% of the lot have decided the party is a must-catch, and, by common sense, the same % made full use of the 5 minutes toilet break out of personal hygiene, and absolutely not because they needed an escape from the super fun party. as the chinese saying goes, 1s spreads to 10s, 10s spreads to 100s, 100s spreads to 1000s. words of this awesome party soon got out and became the talk of the town. thus, in response to overwhelming demands, WINNER! has come up with a winning formula, as his name suggests. quoting quotes from WINNER! during today's morning assembly, heres his upcoming plans.

"if there is the supposedly too many people in the conference room, well dont worry we'll open up the so-called rooftop(yet another restricted zone) for you regardless of the weather."
"dont worry about your lessons and exams. if you are inside, you'll be the so-called exempted from these examinations and lessons. there will not be any makeups for you. so teachers please take note, do not give these (VIPs) the so-called makeup sessions."

with the party rocknrolling regardless of weather, VIPs being granted access to restricted zones, exemption from school and exams while BEING in school, it is tough to imagine why the queue of uniformed nerds exchanging their ezlinks for VIP status does not stretch across the island (increasing accessibilities = more roads and more queues intercepted by roads?). need more proof of the flawlessness of this once-in-a-lifetime event?

quoting a conference room party regular, it helps you "appreciate your classes and freedom". so fun, so educational. this kind of party, how can miss?

consider travelling to school a practical lesson. the aim is to find the approximate time the bus reaches your busstop, and then use the results to reach the busstop before bus arrival time(preferably 5 minutes).

but i am a jinius, and i upped the experiment. to maximize sleep time and minimize waiting time in school (minimize opportunity cost), i intend to reach the busstop 1 minute before the last bus (that enables me to reach school before morning assembly starts) arrives, on a daily basis. actually i wanted to grant myself 4 minutes but justin timberlake and madonna's hit duet doesnt suit me, so i settled for 5 minus 4.

during the first experimental week, i was only late for a mere 2 days or less, and its all because im a jinius. subsequent weeks followed, and and i have put past weeks' results of my miniexperiments to good use as i tabulated them.

after 2 and a half term, i've only failed experiment just 20 times, had my ezlink confiscated slightly more than 10 times, oopsforgottobringmyezlink'ed the councillors slightly below 10 times, and attended detention 3 times, excluding the one im about to receive for failing my experiment again today.


now you see how you can integrate a lvl techniques into your daily lives? i know most Singapore students dont even try and if they read this all the less likely they would. every reason why im a jinius.

WINNER! has been absolutely happening and decided to reward the latecomers who decided not to buy mc with a party. to signify his generousity, he opened the conference room for his VIPs (Very Impunctual Important People) and barred entry to all unauthorized personals. just like any overnightOVERMORNING parties, it spans from 8PM AM to 12MIDNIGHT NOON. but fun is fun, and he is not one to spoil the fun. so he has the party extended by 2 hours from end time, and opens early at 7.40PM AM. unlike other mass gatherings, safety and welfare are not to be compromised in this recreational and educational activity. Maozedo.. WINNER! practices communism, and will ensure all the GUESTS are cared for and have equally SPECIAL treatment by employing mercenaries by the initials of SIRS MR and MA'AMS MS to attend to the whines and whimpers of those who fail to appreciate the greatness of the party. he also holds high regards for those who demonstrate personal hygiene, and therefore grants 5 minute toilet breaks to those who forgot to piss/shit/washhands/shower/trimnails/shave/cuthair/tieponytails/extendskirtlength/countnumberofearpieces. should you decide otherwise, fret not, for he is not one to forsake human rights. he will not the supposedly force you. he will only the so-called insist. a firm believer in SDSMSASR, any attendee who leaves the party longer than the intended 5minutes shall be deemed showing disinterest in the party, blacklisted, and subsequently erased.

http://www.addictinggames.com/fishy.html

its as addictive as its parent site no problem.

normal people play this and die because the fat fishes owned them.

i, on the contrary, die because i keep trying to eat fishes of my own size.

ha ha ha.

Someone To Save You

Patience
Took you for everything
Looked like a diamond ring
You are so much longer
That made sense
Apathy in disguise
Crept on you like a spy
Hurt you in ways
You can't describe

Bridge
Back to the start now
I wont let you go this way now

Chorus
Honesty
Is what you need
It sets you free
Like someone to save you
Let it go
But hurry now
Theres undertow
And I don't want to lose you now

All right

Sit down and spill your heart
Lets start from the very start
Cause i can see by your eyes
You're wasted
Your energy comes and goes
You taking your time, you know
Nothing can change what happened, so

Bridge
Chorus

Now
Now
Oh my
Look at your bright stars fade so
How much can you take?

Chorus

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na (x14)
I said to save you
Save you
Save you
Someone to save you
What you need is
Someone to save you

im very vexed.
summing up this last youth day,

|
_ _|_ _

and so he wrote in anger.

"i am not a dog. you are not my parents. where i go is none of your business."

to which i responded with thunder.

"you are not a dog, you are a good-for-nothing delinquent. im not your father and you be glad im not. im just your discipline master."


i didnt even bother to remind him if he regarded himself as someone with parents.
when parents cannot bear to bring themselves to anger fuckers like these,
you know someone has to do the job.


its not about giving a fuck about what he thinks.

a home has rules as much as a country has laws.
a delinquent has no say as much as a sentenced lost his.
its now way past the trials and the bails.
the verdict is out so they can go fuck themselves with their F9s.
want to have things your way? first get past me.


you dont know anything.
you havnt experienced what it is like to go hungry for a day.
you havnt been whipped till you bled coz you didnt get A.
you havnt been slapped till your face swell coz you lied to your chers.
you havnt been locked out for nights coz you failed a test.
you havnt been confined to just books coz you rebelled.
you havnt seen mum cry because she knew shes harsh on you.
you havnt seen mum go "my son, you are the oldest and you must lead by example.. your siblings' future depends on you."
you dont know anything about me.
so you think being eldest is easy.

"their mistake, is also your mistake."
fuck you.
fuck me.

had captain's ball with the class again.
not my lucky day. old injury aggravated again, and subconsciously ran into my classmate. though not a head-on collision (therefore do not attempt to calculate impact, impulse, force and velocity nor determine elasticity), the post-effects were there. i had this headache and the poor opposition had to endure some gruesome 45mins or so with a bright-red non-responsive ear. though im not-so-heavy, my classmate was less than not-so-heavy. so i guess the damage done for the other party was more serious. (you dont need physics for this. just imagine xinni and winston charging at each other with equal speed. who fly further upon contact assuming that winston doesnt take the chance to show xinni some love?)


it was quite an abrupt reminder of how i scarred my kindergarten schoolmate's future with the loss of his master eye via a freak accident.

some horror stays with you for life.