Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Final Draft.

written and signed.

Dear Principal,

I, Tan Boon Pew ( sXXXXXXXz ), father of Tan Jin Yi ( s90XXXXXz ) from class 07s19, would like to request for the withdrawal of my son from Pioneer Junior College, reason being that he has decided to further his studies elsewhere and partly due to the inaccessibility of the college. We therefore hope that you would kindly validate this humble request and sorry for any inconvenience caused.

Tan Boon Pew

27/2/07

Withdrawal Letter

just thought the way i wrote the withdrawal letter was a tad. ironic.
lol

draft 1
(rejected by parents)
written from student's tone and point of view.

Dear Principal,
Due to personal reasons I've decided to withdraw from Pioneer Junior College and have written this letter with my parent's signature to inform you so. Hope you'd understand and thanks for everything in the past 2 months.

~~~~~
Jin Yi

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somehow, my dad just wont sign that, and i just clarified some stuff in order for the withdrawal to be approved. mr chan said other than the letter and signature, a reason was required. come to think of it the above draft was pretty insulting with that obviously invalid reason. so i went on to write the 2nd draft.

2nd draft
(yet to be approved)
written using dad's tone and point of view.

Dear Principal,
I, Tan Boon Pew(sXXXXXXXz), would like to request for the withdrawal of my child, Tan Jin Yi(s90XXXXXz) from class 07s19, reason being that my son has decided to further his studies elsewhere. We sincerely apologize for any trouble caused.

~~~~~
Signed

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i know, that reason isnt pretty either but thats quite the best i can think up of. guailan eh. lol. unless, you want me to use the other reason i havnt been to sch, which i think looks prettier on paper but retarded.

self-rejected draft.
written using dad's tone and point of view.

Dear Principal,
I, Tan Boon Pew (sXXXXXXXz), would like to request for the withdrawal of my child, Tan Jin Yi (s90XXXXXz) from class 07s19, with the reason being that my son foresees the contagious rashes he contracted on 27th February, Saturday, after some excessive dosage of red wine as a potential threat to the school in the near future. We sincerely apologize for any trouble caused.

~~~~~
Signed

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Monday, February 26, 2007

pontang

what. tuck. la.

i once told my father that there wasnt a need to go sch anymore, since im changing sch alrdy (thats damn true pls, many do that). abeit reluctance, my dad gave in, though at the same time he could fetch my bro to sch on time without having to rush. at the same time i asked my dad to make up something of a white lie, to tell mr chan that im "sick" should he call.

and so i've managed to pon for the past week, without any meddlesome phone calls from the teachers. today however, the goshdarn form teacher mr chan called. and my dad told him that i said there wasnt a need to go anymore -_-(so much for the white lie, oh how truthful). he told my dad that im not supposed to pon (its true but its not as if its not understood right..), that i lacked self-discipline (quite true!), and that my dad is to give explanation letter the next day i go school plus im to do CWO on this upcoming saturday.

......
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is mr chan dumb or dumb. i dont see why i've to be placed in such a class -_-. mugger classmates plus a rigid and by-the-book civics tutor. wtf!! 1st 3 months which was supposed to be fun was like hell in a cell(class). other teachers can understand that after we get our O lvl results, half the cohort would be gone, and wouldnt even bother calling the students when they're absent. the council too, realizes this (obviously since they're students). they organized the PJC Campfire on the Friday before the week our O lvl results were released, knowing that this might be one of the last few times we get to gather as one big family. this had to go through the principal's approval and again, that also shows that the principal understands the situation of PJC's PAE. So why cant Mr Chan Poh Sing understand this, or at least, be more understanding towards the students? pffft.

say you were posted to a temporary job so that you could learn the basic skills for that profession. soon after you receive a letter informing you that you're about to be transfered elsewhere for a permanent job in the same profession. given that you've already done everything needed for the job to get your pay, you've managed to grasp all the notes and majority of the basic skills, and you've hardly any love for your colleagues there, would you stay on till its time for you to move on, or would you come and go as you wish, provided you know what you do here doesnt affect your prospects for your permanent job one way or another. (its a somewhat sucky comparison since its a bad way to offend ppl in the same profession but w/e as long as the point's taken lol)

50% would stay. 50% would go. its somewhat highly debatable i guess.
dont question my judgments when its all equal.

this mr chan really reminds me of you, mdm liu jian. but no, you're way more understanding,
thats for sure.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

defy.

and so i thought yesterday was a good day to go back to ctss greet some teachers with that being the perfect reason for me to sneak out of pjc, right out of the front gate. not because security was low but that everyone were wearing home clothes. thus, i tried to plan the impossible out of the possible.

well it was pretty retarded. liang called me on my way to the security so i thought i could just sneak past the security while chatting loudly on the phone. henceforth i tried that and unfortunately didnt work out.
"Boy, where do u think you're going?"
'back to my secondary school'
"WHAT!? you cannot just leave the school like this do you know you are breaking the school rules?"
'im not a student here.'
"then how did you get in!? this is absurd where is your visitor tag?! are you lying to me!?"
'no. im just here because my friends said i could join them for today.'
"DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE TRESPASSING THE SCHOOL AND VIOLATING THE SCHOOL RULES?! WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO STROLL IN AND OUT OF PJC LIKE THIS."
'there wasnt a sign saying i cant enter, and everyone were wearing home clothes so i thought it was free for all.'
".... i'll let you off this time, but if i catch you lying to me or trespassing again i will refer you to the police, is that clear?"
'yes, ok.'

so i took one step forward and, somehow, for i dont know what reason, said,
'i did it, im out.'
that, was one hellava mistake -_-

"BOY WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? GIVE ME YOUR EZ-LINK WE'RE GOING TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW. YOU STAY WHERE YOU ARE."
at this moment she saw my file, aka PJC orientation file, and then on i knew, all was lost.

so i went .... shit... and ran back to the canteen to blend back into the crowd. somehow she didnt give chase.

later on according to daryl there is an easier and less obvious method to sneak out of pjc, of which his class abused. somehow it didnt cross my mind that there was this other gate over at the rubbish dump out of the security post's sight whereby no-one patrols and one could easily penetrate by simple means of fence-climbing. hell. i feel like a tard.

but who gives bout the fence!? i want to do it in honorable fashion!
so someday, i WILL, and i REALLY WILL, walk right out of pjc's front gate during lesson time using some stupid reason/excuse i come up with, and make sure it goes on like some legend :D

just you wait, stupid security. i will get you.
just you wait.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Start.

starting, a new life with fragments of the past. its finally all over, for that im relieved. while it wasnt easy to plan it all, somehow it was just too simple to execute. at least now i know, what i've been doing was all worthwhile. been a while since i really got excited eh? its a really nice feeling when everything goes according to plan, and a little breath-taking in the process. i wonder, what other surprises could i come up with? but before all that, everything i do needs a real good valid reason, so lets wait and see while im at it. all-in-all, its all good with a little mixture of feelings here and there. indeed, life's all easy once you have a fixed goal in mind. next chapter, here i come!

now, on to fulfill that goal of mine. be it 10 years, 15, or even 20.

Eddie, trust in my oath.
i will bring you there,
promise.

the art of life is to live life like an art.
i have, in my hands, the means,
and in my heart, the will.

thank you.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

finger of doom.

enough with those who're whining why i didnt study hard for o lvls.
13 points isnt very bad and cmon we should all look ahead no?
i mean, what will you achieve by hantuming me now. get me to regret, sulk, find motivation to do better? yes ok im already banging against the wall for how i didnt get A1 for a-maths and distinction for chem but stuff it alright, theres better things for me to do out there than to damage my skull over such issues. if you still feel unhappy with it i suggest you scroll down to the last line of this post.

a little on recent update, for several seemingly stupid and narrow reasons i've decided to place my choice of courses as such:

JJ science
PJ science
SA science
NY science
CJ science
JJ arts
PJ arts
SA arts
NY arts
CJ arts
RJ science
RJ arts

no sweat and no regrets. oh RJ was just there to fill up my choice of schools. same as above its all in the past therefore all those who cant make do with my future please scroll to the end of the post.

now on recent updates, im proud to say that my time in PJC had been a meaningful one as, i managed to get in one of their niche cca aka odac and am currently enjoying myself in there, although the PT really makes me feel it deserves the ending of this blog post. for this i would only say one thing. ODAC ROCKS!!! its sad to say that i'd be leaving pjc in the end and of course, their odac but ah wellz lets just move on. and on another note i would like to say that my PJC class had been a somewhat traumatizing one. its FULL of muggers, and my class had people who scored like zero points for O lvl. 6. minus cca 4. minus higher chinese 2. minus elective programme. A FRIGGIN KOSONG. for that, i think mr mugger deserves something special, which i will also present at the end of this post. well, whatever with the L1R5 of the class guys. more on class updates, they had been a pretty boring bunch of classmates, mug and mug and mug. thus far, i am the record-holder in my class in terms of getting sent out, twice for not doing homework and once for, somehow, laughing at teacher's pronunciation too much. really, they mug so much, but who fuckin gives!? i still topped the class for Maths, Chem and Phy, so bah w/e tuck with mugging. its just the start!! enjoy ppl!! 1st 3 months!! GET A LIFE WHILE YOU CAN. somehow if this continues i think i'll end up with the equation muggers = retards but lets abstain from that. in the meanwhile, muggers, please scroll down.

well,
to those who're still unhappy with my results.
to those who cant make do with my choices.
to mr mugger with L1R5 zero for o lvls.
to the ODAC PT which pawned so bad.
to my class aka nolifemugsquad.
to the teachers who frown upon my attitude.







































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Sunday, February 11, 2007

Clan KeL

in a year of uncertainty,
a bunch of crappers were brought together.
call it fate affinity luck,
each had their own unique personality,
bringing an extra dimension into any topic discussed.
such was the state of the clique,
life was indeed never dull.

we play cheap pranks here and there,
but we know better than to take them for real.
we have our little disagreements,
but fear not, its all good.
we have our respective childish acts,
but they're what that makes life fun.
we talk more crap than any famous blog post,
but aye, we never have enough.
we literally shred stuff to pieces,
but really, we come in peace.
we walk around like one big group of hooligan-wannabes,
but believe me, we are not, just inseparable.
we each have different idiosyncrasies,
but we share a common specialty.
we have our different goals,
but we are of a common certainty.
we play a variety of many different games,
but we share a common language in warcraft.
we have many different nicknames.
guailan mother superman crab jinub russup stuckup pompous fyiendgripharuss and so on,
but we will always have one common name in KeL.


jin liang nic leo loon yopo keith seb rus nel.
it's been so long since the previous outing with the kel clique, and im especially proud to admit that even till now, nothing beat my time with the kel guys.
thank you for all the colorful times we shared in Clementi Town.

ten different people,
ten different lives.
many wild beautiful dreams,
one bright future.
all knights of the ecliptic lore,
go forth, shine;
may all our dreams come true.